The “Sevenelles” are:
Where did the “Sevenelles” come from?
I suppose I have been formulating the Sevenelles since I became an angst-filled, over-analytical teen. The bits and pieces came together now and then, here and there, over decades. In my 40’s, the bits and pieces began to coalesce into a “life philosophy” (a term that strikes me as needlessly pompous). As they coalesced, my anal-retentive mind demanded a taxonomy (once a biology geek…). Having a piss-poor memory, I am a fan of mnemonic devices. I think the “seven L’s” alliteration finally edged out my other mnemonic taxonomies in early 2004. Back then, there were only six L’s (look closely at the logo). “Labor” was not added until 2022 or so, when I grudgingly accepted that there were some upsides to being a workaholic.
About this Website
This site is the conglomerate of three websites. Two sites were cooked up in 2020 while I sweated out my second bout of Covid: “Wallfacer.ai” (me experimenting with AI to gather cool articles) and “Typical.guide” (an Asperger’s tongue-in-cheek look at life). After I launched “Sevenelles.com” in 2024, I quickly realized I am WAY too lazy to manage three different vanity websites. So, I took the best parts of each and pulled them together here. While its purpose and content are continuously evolving, the website is:
- The official record of the “Sevenelles”, my attempt to contemplate and summarize my recipe for a successful life.
- An archive of discovered content I want to: 1) Share with others; 2) Bookmark for my own reference; and 3) Surprise myself with in my dotage.
- A space to vent my twisted humor, tiresome overthinking, caustic pessimism, polyannish optimism, and the other plethora of thoughts that plague my mind relentlessly.
- Part Three of my life’s Legacy. My apologies in advance for any tedious, self-serving memoirs. I will do my best to use pseudonyms to protect the innocent and/or litigious.
If you took the time to read through all the Sevenelles, thank you! You are either a Trooper or a Glutton for Punishment.
The Disclaimers
Most of the “Article Summaries” for the “News” posts are written by Claude AI (aka “The Droplets”). Therefore, some of the content on this website may include factual errors (hallucinations!) and fractured grammar. Reader beware. But then you should beware of everything you read on the web. Don’t believe anything that you have not corroborated with at least three other independent, objective sources. And even then, take it with a grain of salt. What is dogma today may be dogshit tomorrow.
Legally, this website should be considered a wholly-owned subsidiary of Concerted Solutions, Inc.
And in closing…
Wow. You read this whole page? Thanks for that! I hope you also take some time to dig through the posts to see if you find anything to support your own Sevenelles journey. If so, please tell your friends, family, enemies, and that really chatty vagrant down by the convenience store about the site. Please also bookmark the site. I hope to keep adding posts until I no longer can.
Live long and prosper,
Jeff Kelly
Sevenelles.com
Last updated on February 16, 2026.